February 2010
17 posts
Yahoo Answers Adventures - Orange Soup
One from Luke today. This one became quite a heated issue.
Us: My friend took me to a fancy restaurant for my 19th birthday, and i felt like being quite fancy, so i ordered the pumpkin carrot soup. However, when i recieved my soup, it was Way Too Orange! i simply despise, Orange. When i ordered the waiter to take it back, he gave me some 'lip' and 'back chat' claiming that the colour cannot be changed, so instead, he brought me green pea soup! I do not want Green Pea Soup, I do not Like Green Pea Soup, I Want a non Orange Carrot and Pumpkin Soup. Please help me, what should i do, would this make a good lawsuit, can i sue these devilish ba****ds!
Response: Next time order the green pea soup. Then you can go home and pee green soup.
Response: oh please,..... you cant take someone to court because you didnt like the color of the soup, what color did you expect, pumpkins are orange and so are carrots, grow up for gods sake, dont you have anything better to ***** about, other than the color of your soup, what do you need help with, the only thing i can think of is maybe you need some mental help, either that or stick with something more your speed, like McDonald's or Chucky Cheeze
Response: Could you troll more please? No, seriously, can you add in a part about tomato soup being brought to you as well? Maybe some white cream of broccoli?
Response: you could wear some sunglasses then it would change the colour or some 3D glasses to also change the colour. i hope that answers your question
Response: you disgust me!..you ordered orange soup! carrots are orange..so are pumpkins..wuold you rather eat food coloring?...i hope you stick to eating at mcdonalds in the future you fat piece of ****
Response: WTF!!!! U DUN NEED TO LAWSUIT, FRGT ABOUT IT!!!!
Our uber duper awesomely fantastic chicken...
Post by Luke
So me and my brother were screwin around with our mums walky talky, and we were having no luck with the signal by waving it around like it was a feather duster. So we tried a different approach.. We pointed it directly at one of our chickens and BAM!
as soon as we pointed it at our chook, the walky talky said, in a hairy, scary, deep, bikey kind of voice..
“I’ll be back...
This made my day
Post by Luke
So i was walkin to school, and i was goin down a fairly long street all by myself, and i sneeze.. Really loudly.
Proud of myself, i keep on walking to my destination and suddenly i hear this
BLESS YOOOOOOOOOU!!!
from aaalll the way down the street haha. It made my day.
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Backwards!
Post by Hugh.
Today, I feel like writing a post completely back-to-front. So I have
ı ɔɐu,ʇ qǝlıǝʌǝ ʎon ɐɹǝ ɐɔʇnɐllʎ qoʇɥǝɹıuƃ ʇo ɹǝɐp ʇɥıs dosʇ˙ ıʇ,s ɐ ɔoɯdlǝʇǝ’ nʇʇǝɹ ʍɐsʇǝ oɟ ʇıɯǝ˙ ı,ɯ ʍɐɹuıuƃ ʎon ɥǝɹǝ’ ʇɥǝɹǝ ıs uoʇɥıuƃ ʍoɹʇɥ ɹǝɐpıuƃ ɥǝɹǝ˙ ı,ɯ uoʇ ƃoıuƃ ʇo ʍɐsʇǝ ɐ ƃoop sʇoɹʎ ou ɐ ƃıɯɯıɔʞ dosʇ ʍɥıɔɥ uo-ouǝ ıs ƃoıuƃ ʇo ɹǝɐp˙ ʍǝll’ ʇo qǝ ɟɹɐuʞ (qʎ ʇɥǝ ʍɐʎ’ ıɟ ʎon,ɹǝ ɐ ɟɐu...
Damn you Mr Table Varnish!
Post by Luke
Today i arrived at school in what i thought was perfect uniform, but in fact, wasnt.
Not even 3 seconds was I on school grounds, did a teacher, who we nick-named Mr Table Varnish, yelled the flozmatron outta me!
He took me to his office, he lectured me about Respect, Integrity and some other floppin nonsense (i wasnt really paying attention) anyway, he was so upset in fact, that he...
Yahoo Answers Adventures: Burgers without Burgers
A very odd one today. It's always interesting to ask for near impossible, then to see the suggestions that sprout.
Us: My friend says the hamburgers at this fancy restaurant are FANTASTIC and that he insists that I try one. However, I don't like bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, sauce, onion, bacon, egg, beetroot, pickles, salt, pepper or mustard. How do I ask at the counter for a burger that suits my tastes? I don't want to be rude, and my friend is really desperate for me to try one.
Response: "I don't like bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, sauce, onion, bacon, egg, beetroot, pickles, salt, pepper or mustard" hahahahaha....okay....so what the heck is a burger then if you take all those out???? ask the person this way, then: "hi! can get a veggie patty plain, please? no buns or ketchup or mayo or mustard. just a plain veggie patty on a plate, thanks." and then completely ignore the strange look that will come across the cashier's face as you hand them your money
Response: Whenever my boyfriend orders a burger he says "Just the burger and the bun, nothing else" and sometimes they think he means it's okay to put ketchup and mustard... then he takes it back and says this is not what I asked for. Just don't say it in a rude tone and smile
Response: just tell them! its their job to serve what YOU asked for and how YOU like it don't think you are being rude. if they have a problem with it. then its not a "fantastic"
Response: How do you eat burgers when you don't like meat or bread? (or anything that goes with it) Just order the fish!
Response: ask 4 a it n if they say no then eat them
Response: ask for it plain, without a bun.
Shoes. Just what do we know about them?
Post by Hugh
Sorry about the lack of posts lately from chumps here, but I’ve been rather busy lately. And then there was an incident with a tin of sardines which tried to, well, let’s not go there.
So, I was thinking. Shoes. What good are they really? If humans never invented shoes, then our feet would be far tougher than they are today, therefore there would be no need for shoes...
King K-Rudd
Post by Luke
Well, just about every gamer has played the fantastic n64 prodigy Donkey Kong 64, and if you havnt, i strongly suggest you do.
Anyway, in DK64, there are 2 characters i found rather amusing.
King K-Rool
and his brother
K-lumbsy
the reason i find this so amusing is because, if you get rid of the hyphen, it describes the characters, for King K-rool, it becomes King Krool, seeing...
E-Gad!
Post by Luke
Its inhumanly impossible to say Irish Wristwatch fluently on the first try!
Kevin Rudd will be hearing an angry letter about this!
School Work
Post By Luke
I swear, if i spent even a quarter of amount of time on doing my school work, rather than thinking up massively overcomplicated schemes, plans, and designs, for ways to get OUT of doing my work, i might actually get somewhere in life haha
but….theres no fun in that
“can muslims breathe under water?”
– my rather racist friend haha
Problems
Post by Hugh
We should be solving the world’s problems, not creating more, just to help us get our kicks solving them. That’s why I feel mathematics may be slightly immoral.
“a couple of weeks ago, my parents caught me looking at porn, and as punishment,...”
– www.wellthatsawkwards.com or something like that :)
Yahoo Answers Adventures - A Sticky Situation
A very different one this time. We're not quite sure how many people believed it, but everyone got into the spirit well.
Us: Okay, I'm on my laptop now. I need your advice. I decided to take a bath in melted cheese (okay, I know I'm a bit weird, but I'm a huge cheese fanatic). I've been in here for about an hour and just a few moments ago, I tried to get out. To my surprise, the cheese had set around me. I think I might be able to get out, but doing so would crack and destroy the cheese, which I do not want to do. What do you think I should do?
Response: The annual hot cheese bath? Yes, these are good times for dairy farmers! The best bet is to turn on the hot water. The cheese should soften. If you can reach it, any sort of heater in the bathroom can help, even a hairdryer may help a little. Be careful with the rats suggestion. They have a hard time distinguishing cheese from human flesh. They both taste so good. Eating your way out is a good, practical option. However, I recommend a good stool softener for the next few days.
Response: Since you are on your computer I suppose you are fine. I hope you did not clog your drains with cheese.
Response: OK I had the same problem a couple days ago-_- Here's what you do. Find a big rat to knaw you out of the cheese and call the boys in white coat's to take you to a nice padded room where you can't hurt yourself or anyone around you anymore.
Response: Write a children's book! They'd love this story!!
Response: Yell for some salsa and chips!!
Response: You could try eating your way out of it by having a party with some chips and wine. Stay where you are, let them bring the chips and wine. Be discrete, save some for a coverup.
A plea.
Post by Hugh
Graffiti is a terrible thing and please, never think about doing such a vile act of vandalism. Near my local area, surprise surprise there is some graffiti. Now, for privacy’s sake, I’m not going to say what the tag is. Let’s just assume it’s Frogs for the sake of the argument.
Now, some clown has not only defaced a beautiful architectural wonder that is a...