Derik:BUT WHY GLADIS! WE WERE … NO.. We ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER
Gladis:DERIK….I love you so much…Make sweet neck love to me!
Derik:But Gladis..I must confess…. I am having an affair with your sister!
Gladis:BUT DERIK! IM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR SISTER
Derik:GLADIS! Do you know what this Means! You and i…We are Soul Mates!
Gladis:Derik…If only that could be true…. But alas… I am also having an affair with your mother, brother, uncle, sister, neighbours dog and The Mail Man
Derik:EE GAD Gladis! I Cant take any more of these Lies! The way your neck flab jiggles when you talk…Its….Hypnotizing…I feel that i am going to../has a heart attack
Gladis:DERIK NOOOOO! Curses! Now How will i inherit the 4 million dollars!
Chinese Ghost:Gladis… This is your mothers friends chinese take out salesmans ghost…. I Am Your Father!”
Gladis:OH EHM JEE
sex and the city, neighbors, the bold and the beautiful, soap operas in general, theyre all pretty much like this to me ><
