A very different one this time. We're not quite sure how many people believed it, but everyone got into the spirit well.
Us:Okay, I'm on my laptop now. I need your advice. I decided to take a bath in melted cheese (okay, I know I'm a bit weird, but I'm a huge cheese fanatic). I've been in here for about an hour and just a few moments ago, I tried to get out. To my surprise, the cheese had set around me. I think I might be able to get out, but doing so would crack and destroy the cheese, which I do not want to do. What do you think I should do?
Response:The annual hot cheese bath? Yes, these are good times for dairy farmers! The best bet is to turn on the hot water. The cheese should soften. If you can reach it, any sort of heater in the bathroom can help, even a hairdryer may help a little. Be careful with the rats suggestion. They have a hard time distinguishing cheese from human flesh. They both taste so good. Eating your way out is a good, practical option. However, I recommend a good stool softener for the next few days.
Response:Since you are on your computer I suppose you are fine. I hope you did not clog your drains with cheese.
Response:OK I had the same problem a couple days ago-_- Here's what you do. Find a big rat to knaw you out of the cheese and call the boys in white coat's to take you to a nice padded room where you can't hurt yourself or anyone around you anymore.
Response:Write a children's book! They'd love this story!!
Response:Yell for some salsa and chips!!
Response:You could try eating your way out of it by having a party with some chips and wine. Stay where you are, let them bring the chips and wine. Be discrete, save some for a coverup.
