In Memory of Omer

Yahoo Answers Adventures: Burgers without Burgers

  • A very odd one today. It's always interesting to ask for near impossible, then to see the suggestions that sprout.
  • Us: My friend says the hamburgers at this fancy restaurant are FANTASTIC and that he insists that I try one. However, I don't like bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, sauce, onion, bacon, egg, beetroot, pickles, salt, pepper or mustard. How do I ask at the counter for a burger that suits my tastes? I don't want to be rude, and my friend is really desperate for me to try one.
  • Response: "I don't like bread, meat, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, sauce, onion, bacon, egg, beetroot, pickles, salt, pepper or mustard" hahahahaha....okay....so what the heck is a burger then if you take all those out???? ask the person this way, then: "hi! can get a veggie patty plain, please? no buns or ketchup or mayo or mustard. just a plain veggie patty on a plate, thanks." <smile> and then completely ignore the strange look that will come across the cashier's face as you hand them your money
  • Response: Whenever my boyfriend orders a burger he says "Just the burger and the bun, nothing else" and sometimes they think he means it's okay to put ketchup and mustard... then he takes it back and says this is not what I asked for. Just don't say it in a rude tone and smile
  • Response: just tell them! its their job to serve what YOU asked for and how YOU like it don't think you are being rude. if they have a problem with it. then its not a "fantastic"
  • Response: How do you eat burgers when you don't like meat or bread? (or anything that goes with it) Just order the fish!
  • Response: ask 4 a it n if they say no then eat them
  • Response: ask for it plain, without a bun.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Comments