Our uber duper awesomely fantastic chicken communicating device!
Post by Luke
So me and my brother were screwin around with our mums walky talky, and we were having no luck with the signal by waving it around like it was a feather duster. So we tried a different approach.. We pointed it directly at one of our chickens and BAM!
as soon as we pointed it at our chook, the walky talky said, in a hairy, scary, deep, bikey kind of voice..
“I’ll be back at 9:30…..”
horrified, we laughed our knackers off, and tried a different one. This one said, in an angry tone..
“NO GEFF! I DONT WANT ANY FU*KING RAVIOLI!”
The battery was getting low, we had only time for one last chicken. And personally, i thought this one was the best! When we pointed it at our final, and most ‘plump’ chicken, it did not say anything. No.. This one SANG!
it sang some sort of mexican opera which i cant explain,so you’se would just have to use your imagination. :)
