One from Luke today. This one became quite a heated issue.
Us:My friend took me to a fancy restaurant for my 19th birthday, and i felt like being quite fancy, so i ordered the pumpkin carrot soup. However, when i recieved my soup, it was Way Too Orange! i simply despise, Orange. When i ordered the waiter to take it back, he gave me some 'lip' and 'back chat' claiming that the colour cannot be changed, so instead, he brought me green pea soup! I do not want Green Pea Soup, I do not Like Green Pea Soup, I Want a non Orange Carrot and Pumpkin Soup. Please help me, what should i do, would this make a good lawsuit, can i sue these devilish ba****ds!
Response:Next time order the green pea soup. Then you can go home and pee green soup.
Response:oh please,..... you cant take someone to court because you didnt like the color of the soup, what color did you expect, pumpkins are orange and so are carrots, grow up for gods sake, dont you have anything better to ***** about, other than the color of your soup, what do you need help with, the only thing i can think of is maybe you need some mental help, either that or stick with something more your speed, like McDonald's or Chucky Cheeze
Response:Could you troll more please? No, seriously, can you add in a part about tomato soup being brought to you as well? Maybe some white cream of broccoli?
Response:you could wear some sunglasses then it would change the colour or some 3D glasses to also change the colour. i hope that answers your question
Response:you disgust me!..you ordered orange soup! carrots are orange..so are pumpkins..wuold you rather eat food coloring?...i hope you stick to eating at mcdonalds in the future you fat piece of ****
Response:WTF!!!! U DUN NEED TO LAWSUIT, FRGT ABOUT IT!!!!